I want those relationships where you’re just sitting at your desk, typing your essay, and then your significant other comes up behind you, covers your eyes, and whispers dirty things into your ear.
People who are younger than you but taller
People who are younger than you but better than you at something
People who are younger than you
Being turned into a llama
A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!
I think this is my favourite post in the history of ever.